We The Phoenicians...

Please check the below link. This is ridiculously hillarious:

http://www.unitedphoenicianparty.org/

How We (Arabs) Discovered the Bomb (a contribution by the coconut)

Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the Arab World, Iran, Turkey, Darfour as an integral part of Sudan, Kurdistan as an integral part of Iraq, Cyprus, The Island of the Rabbits (250 meters of the coast of Tripoli, Lebanon),

Please be informed of the following:

1- A few months ago his Excellency the Head of the Arab League Mr. Amro Moussa Diab announced that the League might consider the development of an Arab Nuclear Program.
2- A while later someone representing the GCC (the Gulf Countries Council) announced that the 6 countries forming the Gulf (Yemen not included because they are poor) are contemplating a peaceful nuclear program
3- A couple of days ago, al-Jazeera of the Rabbits (official TV on The Island of the Rabbits) announced that Jordan intends to develop a peaceful nuclear program of its own.

My sources say that:

a) Mazen Kerbej is planning to launch his own nuclear drawings (from Paris)
b) Fatah might develop a deterrent nuclear bomb to curb the rising influence of Hamas
c) Nuri el Maliki (he is someone in Iraq) is going to Brazil to inject his balls with enriched Uranium
d) In 40,264 years the Indian Peninsula will drift again into the Ocean and the conflict in Kashmir will be solved
e) Masoud el Barazani is looking to buy nuclear waste and use it to build barracks for his Kurdish fighters
f) Playboy is dying for an interview with Hassan Nasrallah, so are all the women in Lebanon
g) Britain, France, Australia and New Zealand (famous for Kiwi: a fruit that has no wings) will soon be requiring explorers and Mexican refuges going to the South Pole to obtain visas from the concerned embassies before stepping on the ice.

This said, a conclusion is due: We Arabs should take ourselves a little more seriously, without losing our sense of humor though.

Could it be Star Wars?

China tries to reassure the world on space missile 'aimed at peace'
Jane Macartney, Richard Beeston and Tim Reid


China signalled yesterday that its first missile strike against an orbiting satellite was intended to force the US into talks aimed at abolishing weapons in space.

As it faced an international chorus of protest against its test — the first such launch for 20 years — its officials insisted that they wanted space to be free of weapons.


“As the Chinese Government, our principle stand is to promote the peaceful use of space,” a Foreign Ministry spokesman said. “We oppose the militarisation of space. In the past, in the present and in the future, we are opposed to any arms race in space. Of this everyone can be confident.”

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can you believe this son of a bitch?

from "israel international news"

Strategic-Threats Minister: Arabs Don´t Object to Trading Areas Minister Avigdor Lieberman says the Arabs agree tacitly to trade Arab-populated areas inside Israel for Jewish-populated ones in Judea and Samaria. Israeli-Arabs are not included in this consensus.

Comforting News: Nuclear War

From the London Sunday Times:

Israel plans nuclear strike
Air force squadrons are training to blow up Iran's uranium-enrichment facility using low-yield nuclear “bunker-busters”, according to several Israeli military sources Focus: Mission Iran

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